Recruitment sites are coming up that pay the candidate for applying for a job. I clicked the “see how much” button. I filled in the information with about as much truth and validity as I usually fill in job application forms (*winks*) and it returned an interview price of around $1850.

So, I’ve decided it is much more lucrative to simply interview for jobs. I’ve bought a new Armani suite, some Manalo Blahnik shoes and every girls fashion accessory – a Blackberry. I just going to sit by the phone and head off to interviews. I reckon 8 in one day and I can comfortably take the rest of the week off. Please send cheques to PO Box 831 Potts Point NSW.

Bring. It. On.

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