I’ve got a sex drive… and fries with that.

I admit it. I’ve got a hankering. For a “I’ve got a sex drive” lanyard. You have to use a saucy fotos passkey to get into the USB drive. Of course.
Or maybe my lust is for a new TV. Wow, a ‘would you like fries with that TV’ TV!

Frites. Papas. Fritas. Or good, old French Fries. Wherever in the world you travel, fries are everyone’s favorite. Polyurethane fries cap off this friendly design with a screen framed in bright yellow. The remote is shaped like a packet of ketchup. Squeeze it and enjoy.

Wow, choices, choices. And Yes! Of course any girlfriend would LOVE one of these as a present. No! Absolutely she wouldn’t prefer expensive perfume or jewelry or a trip to Paris. Yes! Of course you can trust me… :p

Laurel Papworth

Named by Forbes™ Magazine in the Top 50 Social Media Influencers globally, named Head of Industry, Social Media (Marketing Magazine™) and in the Power150 Media bloggers (AdAge™). CERT IV Training and Assessment certified trainer (Diplomas and Certificates etc) Adult Education. Laurel has manager Facebook Pages for Junior Masterchef, Idol, Big Brother etc. and have consulted on private online communities for banks Westpac, not for profits UNHCR & governments in SE Asia. Lecturer, social media, University of Sydney for 10 years and Laurel has 11,000 online students. Laurel Papworth personally connects to 6 million followers online and has taught around 100,000 people in the last 10 years how to be social media managers.

2 thoughts on “I’ve got a sex drive… and fries with that.

  1. I am trying very hard not to suggest poses for the photo or to volunteer to help.

    I am trying to make sure that I do not damage our friendship.

    Oh … this is a challenge.

  2. Pffft. I know you are safely (and happily) married. You American men are SUCH naughty flirts. 😛

    I admit, the piece was a little risque for me. But the concept is cool. Go to the pictures and put in your pass key by selecting the appropriate pictures. But I think I’d rather have puppies or the Simpsons one, than tongues and all that funny stuff. 🙂

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