As you head into your twilight years (hey, the ‘new year’ is just a few days away), you might want to consider joining …. *drum roll*…. Pensionbook. From the wacky brain of Stephen Wildish:
I’m collecting orphans, waifs and strays for New Years – if you are in Sydney, looking for a *quietish* pensioner-like parteh (with a view of the bridge and harbour) to watch the fireworks, then off on your zimmer frame after a glass or two of watered down wine, email or call me. I’m in Potts Point.
You young fit types can go entertain yourselves elsewhere. Just don’t make too much of a noise.