Flash sites cannot be read on the iPhone or iPad as Flash is blocked by Apple. Many agencies are guilty of over-Flashing their own websites (and their clients). Have a look at these abominations and tell me: To Flash or Not to Flash, That Is The Question?

I hate flash. It’s fine for little cute games but a whole website? Blech. Given the war between Apple/Microsoft vs makers of Flash, Adobe, I thought I would have a quick poke around for the worst Flash websites in the whole wide world. Agencies with teams of Flash developers tend to win the #Fail Award, but there are other non Agency sites (designed by those agencies of course) that also win most Flash-riddled sites. Others of course have done research before me:

Flash splash pages and intros have been known to cut traffic by 50%. Auto-on sound which often accompanies these Flash animations makes them even more dangerous. Below are some intros that are questionable. Do they work for or against the site? I’m not 100% sure. (10e20.com)

Here’s a selection:

If your site needs a tutorial

Bad Flash - if your website needs navigation tutorials...

If you are selling phone products

A site for 5 year olds - everything jiggles!

Amazing site. Artistic even. I really must check it out on my iPhone (which doesn’t play Flash). Oh dear.

The website as a moving ad

Bad Flash: you aren not here for information but for entertainment

Actually I was wrong – if you wait long enough you get past the pastry to the meaty website. Most people would be long gone…

Of course you don’t have to have Flash to be nasteh.

Truly awful becomes art in it's own right.

Any old website tools will do for those with no taste.

Agencies LIKE Flash

So I looked at the Top Australian Agencies to see if they had flash sites. I used the list on Campaign Brief for best ad agencies which they in turn get from BestAds. Argue with them, not me if you don’t like the list. And yes. Yes they do have a lot of Flash -

Interestingly, number one on the list, Whybin/TBW, is the only one that don’t have a flash site – it’s a blog. Far be it for me to smugly point out that is why they are number one… Leo Burnett are making a few changes to their website – more Flash? Less?

I knew the minute I hit enter on their URLs whether they had a flash site or not. If the screen went white and hung there (from between a few seconds to over a minute) it was Flash. By the way, some like Colman Rasic have simple mobile versions, others like BMF do not.

Bad Flash: It looks identical on the iPhone.

Bad Flash: Saatchi site loading

So, what do we think of Flash – makes the internetz a prettier place? Slow to load? iPhone/iPad unfriendly or mobile versions ok? Spawn of the Devil?

Will HTML5 be much better? Do you read any agency websites on RSS? Are Agency websites just for a portfolio and contact page?

As for me, I’m making a donation to Apple’s Block Flash Sites legal fund. $2 at least.

 

Episode 3 focusses on monetizing APIs and looking at revenue streams from widgets. Companies that open their business databases and stream that data out, can have an army of hundreds of thousands (mostly) unpaid developers creating Facebook apps, iPhone apps and blog widgets to help sell their products and services. Web 3.0 is “little bits everywhere” – don’t force customers to come to your site, let them do purchase your products on their site, where they are, and let their social network be informed. An overview of social media monetization revenues. Note: you can subscribe to video on iTunes and Continue Reading…

 

Just around the corner is a whole new world of social TV. Social media meets traditional content – audiences become online community members. Social networks around TV.

 

Set up Vodafone (Australia) for trip to Singapore and get free wifi.

 

ADAGE introduces a “breakthrough in interactive features”. WARNING: Troll posting ahead.  A KEYSTROKE of GENIUS for International Readers? I don’t think so…  Now you can get every page — every word, every graphic, every ad, every dot and whistle of every issue of AD AGE — on your computer at a click. And we’re hearing a great cheer go up for it around the globe! FFS Why would anyone want that? The layout editor or whatever she’s called is a little too in love with the form they present their content in, and not enough with expediency, community, portability, findability, forwardability and all those other (social)media Continue Reading…

 

Social Web for Social Good: Change the Web Challenge Calling all web developers! Create a web application by April 3, 2009 that draws on Social Actions’ open database of 60,000 + actions for a chance to win cash prizes: 1st place: $5,000 2nd place: $3,000 3rd place: $2,000 Social Actions currently aggregates opportunities to make a difference from over 40 online platforms such as VolunteerMatch, Kiva.org, DonorsChoose.org, Idealist.org, and Change.org. We’re looking for applications that will share these opportunities to take action on the websites, blogs, and social networks that people visit every day. To be eligible to win, all Continue Reading…

 

I’m assuming it’s hackers at Apple, because if it’ s a co-branding thing, it’s just bloody rude and disrespectful to the customer. STEPS: Go to ebay.com.au Type in iPhone – like this  hit return. You’ll be HIJACKED to a page called http://www.ebayasiapromo.com/sgwidget/apple/dlp?site=15&kw=apple+mac (once I got ipod classic instead). looks like this There are no – none- zero-null iphones on that page. I don’t know how to look up iPhones on eBay now. I want an old 8g, 2G one. Less than $500 kthnxbai Bloody eBay. Bloody Apple. How annoying is that? eBay stop it – you might have done a Continue Reading…

 

*pats on head* so cute, with their little anxious yet eager faces. Will anyone talk to them? Will they make new friends? Will they make an ass of themselves? Anyway some tips – you might want to do these step by step. I wrote them that way: What is Twitter: Twitter is a place for testimonials (status updates about themselves “I am shopping”). No response required. What is Twitter: Twitter is a place for distribution of information (links to others “here’s a cool blog post http://tinyurl.com”) – also automated bots e.g. @ABCNews What is Twitter: Twitter is the place for Continue Reading…

 

I’ve been watching two tribes forming in the last week.TRIBE ONE: iPhone in Australia.First: Here they come – the hordes of Mac zombies. Listen to them, clamouring for their sustenance: “iiiiiiiiiiPhonnnnnnnnnnne…. iiiiiiiiiiPhooooooonnnnne”. Remember, if you meet one, aim for the head.(Nic Healey, Managing Editor, T3 Magazine) John Allsopp has written an indepth evaluation of iPhone in Australia: Original Article There’s clearly a tonne of excitement in Australia (and elsewhere) about the imminent release of the iPhone. Personally, I think it is a beautiful device, and in particular it revolutionizes the user experience for the mobile web. In the US and Continue Reading…

 

David N Wallace has written a great post about accessing touch technologies and the disabled. The Touch Barrier – Accessibility and usability issues around touch technologies June 14th, 2008 I’m Worried. Worried about recent technology developments – actually the application of one technology in particular – touch. In this instance, when I say ‘touch’ I’m referring to devices requiring skin – a finger as opposed to a stylus – ala the iPhone and nearly every laptop on the market. (read more) Yes. It’s important and not a minority issue.How about this for game benefits? Disabled Gamers’ Comprise 20% of Casual-Videogame Continue Reading…

 

Not my usual well thought out – *frowns at you* – post , just some jottings on the consumer economy. BANKING 2.0 – social network personal banking and peer to peer loans will take off in a big way. Perhaps not the way Virgin Money/CircleLending, or Zopa or Prosper see it, but it will happen. Screws the banks in the same way Web 1.0 screwed Music industry. Not social media, straight p2p banking sites. RECRUITMENT 2.0 – already recruitment is dead. In Australia, the big recruiters have been busily buying up any small recruitment company that has been able to Continue Reading…

 

Hmm this rumour gain? More Gphone Rumours Wednesday, 30 January 2008 Following years of are they aren’t they, it would seem a joint announcement will be made next week regarding a google branded handset put together by mobile new boys Dell. Senior industry sources claim the two companies will reveal all at next month’s 3GSM conference in Barcelona. Last year Dell poached Ron Garriques, who left Motorola as Executive Vice President and President of the Company’s Mobile Devices business, and started work at Dell to run a newly formed division focusing on consumer products, and the driving force behind the Continue Reading…

 

Condoms for your fingers, everyone needs one (or two). I wonder why there’s no logo on ‘em? Someone slipped up there! Hat Tip: The bubbly Ngaire from Habbo Technorati Tags: humour, iphone, phonefingers, protect, touch, ipod

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